I want a body pillow. Simple enough, right? WRONG. WRONGGITY WRONG WRONG.

I just googled body pillows and Amazon's results were on top. Except I forgot that the default is amazon.COM's results. I got so excited! Look at how reasonable prices these body pillows are!

A POX UPON AMAZON.CA

This is going to be great!

Oh shit.

I can't order these. Fuck. I have to go amazon.CA

A POX UPON AMAZON.CA

BULLSHIT. IT'S TWICE AS MUCH.

I hate you so hard right now Amazon.