WHEN DID I GET SO LAME???

So the Mr went camping this week and I stayed home. I hate camping. I have no desire to do so. He's also pretty hardcore. Backpack and climbing gear and that's about it. SO, he texts me with his friend saying he may have broke his arm scaring off a moose and what not and that they are in the nearest town getting checked out. They THEN text me with a picture of him with an EFFING CAST on his arm.

Cut to three hours later and they're all LOLS JOKING HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm PISSED. What do I do to take revenge? I positioned my car to take over the entire driveway (well as much as it can because it's a small car). When did I get so lame?? I used to be really evil...